Assalamualaikum
Ohoooooi! It takes no genius to be a genius!, just hard work.. tapi kekadang dlm dunia serba serbi boleyh nih, bnyak menda bleyh kasi kacau schedule to success kita!
Eg., It’d take less den 3 mins, I guarantee* (terms n conditions apply), for d internet to start distracting u! in fact, korang yg tgh bace blog aku nih pown sti trdistracted dr activity korang an!? kita nih curious nye makhluk..
nehow, it doesn’t need to be d internet--- kawan2, makanan, tv, bunyi org gaduh, lampu kurang terang, bunyi kipas, gambar micrometer screw gauge dlm buku physics korang, ayat2 yg menggambarkan micrometer screw gauge yg korang tgk tadi, sight of bantal, sight of dr sendiri dlm cermin, trdengar semut berdengkur or trnampak semut menari skalipun boleyh jadi dorongan tuk korang berenti mensuccesskan diri anda!
If u’re familiar to those conditions of being distracted, den u’re a teenager/student/pemalas/hypocrite/sumtimes pentau!!!!, syabas!, anda hebat!!!!, but aren’t we alll~~~
Salam~~~, aku pown da trdistracted nih snarnyer.. take care peeps!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Nak Ponteng Ke XNak??
Assalamualaikum~~~
umm, im very sure every student out there has experienced this "uncertainty" in life.. nak ponteng ke x kelas econs nih?, ponteng ke x kelas memasak?, ponteng ke x kelas math? kelas wataniah cm panas je.., nak dtg ke x uh?
lecturers n cikgu2 pown da xasing da ngan golongan2 korang nih... penah masuk kelas yg ada at max 10 org je, padahal attendance list ada 5 helai ketas penuh berisi nama!? lecturer korang tuh ajar je, xder pown soal bnyak...
"kalau yg soal bnyak tuh kerek lebeyh..."
"nmpak sgt dulu masa die jadi student pown slalu wat dajal ngan lecturer die, karma hits back back..! what goes around, comes around!!!, (sambung nyanyi lagu JT)" tuhla antara respond korang kan..?
yg peliknyer, masa ada quiz ke, exam ke, kelas penuh pulak!, siap kena tukar/add kelas g... aduih.. korang yg slalu xdtg, dtg pulak... lecturer tgk muke korang pown senyum je..
yesh, snarnyer senang je nak jawab uncertainty anda tuh.., really, it’s not even an uncertainty if u ask me... korang patutnyer most certainly, ponteng jeee..~~~...!!! yesh!, PONTENG AJA ADIK2!!!!
CMNIYH~~~
ckp ngan mak ayah, da malas nak blaja!, nak berenti blaja, nak keja jual tembikai tepi pasar jual itik kt kajang... gerenti “uncertainty” tuh xtimbul lg dlm future life korang…
"maaaa, adik nak berenti blaja la maaa... da lama da adik pikir nih, rasanye nak bukak kedai tembikai..."
PAP!!!! kena tampaq... xpe, korang kan jiwa kental! Hidup berdikari tuh adat korang… so sambung citer g...
"maaa, dgr dulu..., adik da wat research da nih... kt tepi pasar jual itik dkt ngan skolah Convent Kajang tuh ada tmpat baik punya!!!, awek convent pown ramai!! Boleyh cari menantu cantik tuk maa!!”
PAP!!! Ayah ank plak yg menampar… xper, anda hebat!, stakat tampaq tuh da slalu da kena! Pipi pown da berkematu sbb slalu kena tampaq!
“paaaa, jgn cmni, adik da tanyer org2 cine kt pasar jual itik tuh, dorang sumer sebulat suara suke suki makan tembikai…”
Hah, mmg ank kena halau lah pastuh kan… ish3.. sdih2..
pastuh merempatlah anda, ank idup tepi parit.. rambut serabai sbb xde sikat/gunting.. mandi pown air parit je.. makan minum xde org tanggung, tembikai tah ke mana, awek convent entah kemana..
style an life korang!!!!
Oh, btw, aku pown tgh ponteng nh!... ish.. teraser den yg menulis nih.. sorry, sy janji xkan buat lg yer!!
Salam… nih sumer tuk hiburan aku je…
umm, im very sure every student out there has experienced this "uncertainty" in life.. nak ponteng ke x kelas econs nih?, ponteng ke x kelas memasak?, ponteng ke x kelas math? kelas wataniah cm panas je.., nak dtg ke x uh?
lecturers n cikgu2 pown da xasing da ngan golongan2 korang nih... penah masuk kelas yg ada at max 10 org je, padahal attendance list ada 5 helai ketas penuh berisi nama!? lecturer korang tuh ajar je, xder pown soal bnyak...
"kalau yg soal bnyak tuh kerek lebeyh..."
"nmpak sgt dulu masa die jadi student pown slalu wat dajal ngan lecturer die, karma hits back back..! what goes around, comes around!!!, (sambung nyanyi lagu JT)" tuhla antara respond korang kan..?
yg peliknyer, masa ada quiz ke, exam ke, kelas penuh pulak!, siap kena tukar/add kelas g... aduih.. korang yg slalu xdtg, dtg pulak... lecturer tgk muke korang pown senyum je..
yesh, snarnyer senang je nak jawab uncertainty anda tuh.., really, it’s not even an uncertainty if u ask me... korang patutnyer most certainly, ponteng jeee..~~~...!!! yesh!, PONTENG AJA ADIK2!!!!
CMNIYH~~~
ckp ngan mak ayah, da malas nak blaja!, nak berenti blaja, nak keja jual tembikai tepi pasar jual itik kt kajang... gerenti “uncertainty” tuh xtimbul lg dlm future life korang…
"maaaa, adik nak berenti blaja la maaa... da lama da adik pikir nih, rasanye nak bukak kedai tembikai..."
PAP!!!! kena tampaq... xpe, korang kan jiwa kental! Hidup berdikari tuh adat korang… so sambung citer g...
"maaa, dgr dulu..., adik da wat research da nih... kt tepi pasar jual itik dkt ngan skolah Convent Kajang tuh ada tmpat baik punya!!!, awek convent pown ramai!! Boleyh cari menantu cantik tuk maa!!”
PAP!!! Ayah ank plak yg menampar… xper, anda hebat!, stakat tampaq tuh da slalu da kena! Pipi pown da berkematu sbb slalu kena tampaq!
“paaaa, jgn cmni, adik da tanyer org2 cine kt pasar jual itik tuh, dorang sumer sebulat suara suke suki makan tembikai…”
Hah, mmg ank kena halau lah pastuh kan… ish3.. sdih2..
pastuh merempatlah anda, ank idup tepi parit.. rambut serabai sbb xde sikat/gunting.. mandi pown air parit je.. makan minum xde org tanggung, tembikai tah ke mana, awek convent entah kemana..
style an life korang!!!!
Oh, btw, aku pown tgh ponteng nh!... ish.. teraser den yg menulis nih.. sorry, sy janji xkan buat lg yer!!
Salam… nih sumer tuk hiburan aku je…
Friday, March 4, 2011
KOREA!!!!
Assalamualaikum…
KOREA tgh berleluasa.. boleh kata, korea nih bukan lg nama negara, bek jadi nama wabak penyakit je.. gals wud dance (seburuk mana pun) to korean tunes, guys wud cut n dye their hair to be as jinjangly korean as possible and kids wud pretend they noe d tunes n sing to their hearts content, padahal bhasa melayu pown, UPSR dpt B!!
Mak, ayah, makcik n jiran kite pown da start layan Korean drama series nih! Kalau belum start maka dah expert la mreke2 nih! Ckp pun saranghae sini lah, saranghae sana lah, oppa lah apa jadah lah.. aku tgk awek2 n balak2 dorang nih xde pown rambut cm sarang made of hay or tua cam atuk opah korang! kdg2 dgr pun meluat.. ada bhase sendiri xnak pakai..
Bayangkan!, member2ku yg duk maen “ang klung” ngan “gamelan” (come on…, malaysiannyer instruments kowt!!!~~~) pun duk maen lagu korea garx… aduuuh~~~ yg xtahan lagi, muka member da habis melayu--- mata bulat, kulit sawo matang, muskulin (org melayu kan style), tapi duk sibuk nak prasan jugak jadi mat jambu korea! Aku yg muka cina2 nih pown nak ada features melayu, so berbanggalah sket ngan asal usul anda..
But me not liking d epidemic’s not the problem.. its people like me who’s d real prob..
Haha, sorry member2 seangkatanku yg berperang tuk hentikan kebangkitan wabak korea nih.. nak bg nasihat sket larh.. che’ yg duk menasihat nih pown nak nasihatkan dr sendiri gax..
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN PREFERENCE!!!.. watpelah nak ikut kata2 org sgt…, preference kite sendiri lah nak bikin apa, nak minat apa, nak makan apa n nak jadi apa.. who are u!!!??, (EMPAT JARI TUDING BALIK KT AKU) to question and critic org laen.. kita pown xperfect.. hanya Allah yg sempurna.., paham tuh adik2?? Pandai, nnti balik score A dlm PAI ek, BM B xpe!
Yg kita minat metallica tuh, minat raihan ke, minat miley cyrus ke, or justin bieber skalipun…, gerenti ada org yg xminat!, so if we condemn others, be prepared to be condemned on our preferences also.. n well kalu sumer org pun duk condemn je, mmg huru hara lah! So stop being immature..
Klau sumer org minat menda sama pown susah jugak!, bygkan klu sumer laki kejar sorang awek je.. sbb minat da sama..~~~ bergaduh la dunia! Lama2 manusia pun pupus.. da sorang je yg sumer org nak.. kesian la awek2 lain! Dorang pun cun jugak!
Bout korea!, its not a bad country!, gempaq kowt dorang.. bukan show biz je, but economically n industrially pown, they are strong! So kita mmg xder hak la nak kutuk korea..! or ne1 yg minat korea nih for dat matter of fact..
Salam! Nih tuk hiburan aku je.. jgn terasa..~~~
KOREA tgh berleluasa.. boleh kata, korea nih bukan lg nama negara, bek jadi nama wabak penyakit je.. gals wud dance (seburuk mana pun) to korean tunes, guys wud cut n dye their hair to be as jinjangly korean as possible and kids wud pretend they noe d tunes n sing to their hearts content, padahal bhasa melayu pown, UPSR dpt B!!
Mak, ayah, makcik n jiran kite pown da start layan Korean drama series nih! Kalau belum start maka dah expert la mreke2 nih! Ckp pun saranghae sini lah, saranghae sana lah, oppa lah apa jadah lah.. aku tgk awek2 n balak2 dorang nih xde pown rambut cm sarang made of hay or tua cam atuk opah korang! kdg2 dgr pun meluat.. ada bhase sendiri xnak pakai..
Bayangkan!, member2ku yg duk maen “ang klung” ngan “gamelan” (come on…, malaysiannyer instruments kowt!!!~~~) pun duk maen lagu korea garx… aduuuh~~~ yg xtahan lagi, muka member da habis melayu--- mata bulat, kulit sawo matang, muskulin (org melayu kan style), tapi duk sibuk nak prasan jugak jadi mat jambu korea! Aku yg muka cina2 nih pown nak ada features melayu, so berbanggalah sket ngan asal usul anda..
But me not liking d epidemic’s not the problem.. its people like me who’s d real prob..
Haha, sorry member2 seangkatanku yg berperang tuk hentikan kebangkitan wabak korea nih.. nak bg nasihat sket larh.. che’ yg duk menasihat nih pown nak nasihatkan dr sendiri gax..
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN PREFERENCE!!!.. watpelah nak ikut kata2 org sgt…, preference kite sendiri lah nak bikin apa, nak minat apa, nak makan apa n nak jadi apa.. who are u!!!??, (EMPAT JARI TUDING BALIK KT AKU) to question and critic org laen.. kita pown xperfect.. hanya Allah yg sempurna.., paham tuh adik2?? Pandai, nnti balik score A dlm PAI ek, BM B xpe!
Yg kita minat metallica tuh, minat raihan ke, minat miley cyrus ke, or justin bieber skalipun…, gerenti ada org yg xminat!, so if we condemn others, be prepared to be condemned on our preferences also.. n well kalu sumer org pun duk condemn je, mmg huru hara lah! So stop being immature..
Klau sumer org minat menda sama pown susah jugak!, bygkan klu sumer laki kejar sorang awek je.. sbb minat da sama..~~~ bergaduh la dunia! Lama2 manusia pun pupus.. da sorang je yg sumer org nak.. kesian la awek2 lain! Dorang pun cun jugak!
Bout korea!, its not a bad country!, gempaq kowt dorang.. bukan show biz je, but economically n industrially pown, they are strong! So kita mmg xder hak la nak kutuk korea..! or ne1 yg minat korea nih for dat matter of fact..
Salam! Nih tuk hiburan aku je.. jgn terasa..~~~
ALPHA FEMALE~~~
Assalamualaikum!
Olla!!!! Haha.. eh korang penah dgr sal awek alpha x?, alpha female lah!, style an!, dey lead their pact, they find their own food, they hunt their male!.. well basically, dlm dunia binatang pown mmg majoritynyer female yg dominan.. lion yg budget gempaq berjambang segala pown last2, lemah garx sbb kena layan napsu lioness yg die ternak ramai2.. tamak2.. tapi nikmat! Last2, average 20 jam keja rehat je demo nih!, yg go hunting sumer pown lioness je.. makan, tido n ehem2 je keja male lion nih! loser jugak male lion nih klu ikutkan, tapi efficient working la…
nehow, nih bukan nak citer sal national geographic ep29 sal singa n rimau yg comel2, nih nak citer sal human alpha females…~~~ hoho, kang kena cop seksis plak aku.. dun worry, dun worry.., abg xseksis ye adik2.. abg seksy shj!
To d story~~~~
Alar, u noe d gals yg make d first move??, yg slalu bising huhahuha cm membe laki korang?!, yg even tho rilek je order dr mamak 10 kpg roti telur bawang + extra kuah dgn kuat dan bangganyer tanpa segan silu, would still show a rather feminine side masa makan 10 kpg roti n telur itu(kalau x, maka ketegori pengk** la die -xoffence)??.. yup.. uve just identified ur very own alfa female from ur pact!, xuncommon pown, n dorang nih xpelu rasa terancam.. korang nih tetap disayangi n dterima msyarakat umum! So love urself..! but not in dat way… ;)
Die nih membe2 korunk je, xover sgt, xlembut sgt.. so die nih berpada2 lah! N still grabs most of the attention in public.. Style~~~…
Namun begituh~~~, jeng3~~~, dorang nih aggresif tahap super saiya jugak lah!, kdg2 kalah laki..! so since dey slalu make d first move on guys.., HOT guys cm ehem ehem.. sy nih!, akan dpt signal dr dorang dgn pantas dan cepat lah(xcam tenet line kt uni yg slalunyer cm haram..)!! ye lar, dorang xpandai cover keinginan.. so dey sumtimes come thru hard hurdles in fulfilling their alfa arm band. Maklumlah, laki nih bukan boleyh gitu je interested ngan awek2 diluar sana!, kami sensitive tapi keras, tegas tapi malu, kacak tapi buruk prangai n suka memilih hanya yg trbaik!
So snarnyer, abg buat post nih nak kongsi la sket tips2 tuk deme2 nih try grab attention jantan yg korang idam2kan.. from a males perspective..(oh.., dint sound rite…)
Lalalalla~~~, jom mula~
1st – GO ALL OUT!, laki kt luaq tuh sumer suke d attention u set for him… lg romantique, lagi hg dapat! Kalau boleh tabur2 lah rose petals sumer kt jalan2 tar yg die bakal lalui stiap ari!!! coz deep inside stiap laki berbadan sasa n seksi nih ada keinginan tuk dibelai n dpeluk.. (ke aku je? Haha, yesh, aku sedar aku sasa n seksi)..
CUT! snarnyer xpown, laki nih ego je lebih.. klau ank tuh alfa female, n korang tuh tunjuk respond kt laki cm I nih!, oh!, betapa bangganyer sy~~~!!!!!, finally jadi ego boost tuk I je babe.., bru boleh blagak ngan membe kata ada awek minat aku!!!
HA, so xpelulah nak lebih2.. sempoi2 dah, org nak trime ke xnak nasib ank la.. cinta laki nih ada mata.. cinte pempuan je yg slalu buta.. kecuali yg cintakan I lah! Oh oh oh..
2nd – be pretty!
“Yg nih aku stuju 100% beb” kata Justin Bieber Malaysia, Noh Hujan…
“betul lah kata ko nih jep, mmg ko nih jenius la bro” kata Ah Chong pasar tani Kpg Jantan…
“eh!, ko nak ganti aku belakon dlm eclipse as Jacob??” kata Taylor Lautner…
Hah!, stelah membuat kajian, 2/3 dr 3 org percayakan rule kedua!, so apa tunggu lg?, awek2 sumer, silalah be pretty!
3rd – xyah ikut la ckp2 aku nih… saja nak bazir masa korang je.. haha..
But seriously, rilek2 sudey, n snarnyer, nak approach kaum adam nih beza2 cara, sama la cm nak approach kaum hawa.. sumer org ada criteria masing2.. kena rilek2.. slow2 lah! N JAGA TERTIB ANDA!!!, AGAMA, MARUAH, KUARGE, NEGARA JGN LUPA!
Kalau dpt, Alhamdulillah, kalau xnak jgn pakse.. n bila dah Alhamdulillah tuh jaga la tertib social korang ek!, nak bergaul boleyh aja, jgn sampai melampau2 ek!, napsu pempuan nih jgn pandang ringan!.. jgn sampai member ke-3 tuh hasut ampa sumer yg duk ikut tips aku nih mmberontak plak!! haha..
salam!!~~~ nih sumer sekadar hiburan aku sendiri.. jgn amik serius..~~~
Olla!!!! Haha.. eh korang penah dgr sal awek alpha x?, alpha female lah!, style an!, dey lead their pact, they find their own food, they hunt their male!.. well basically, dlm dunia binatang pown mmg majoritynyer female yg dominan.. lion yg budget gempaq berjambang segala pown last2, lemah garx sbb kena layan napsu lioness yg die ternak ramai2.. tamak2.. tapi nikmat! Last2, average 20 jam keja rehat je demo nih!, yg go hunting sumer pown lioness je.. makan, tido n ehem2 je keja male lion nih! loser jugak male lion nih klu ikutkan, tapi efficient working la…
nehow, nih bukan nak citer sal national geographic ep29 sal singa n rimau yg comel2, nih nak citer sal human alpha females…~~~ hoho, kang kena cop seksis plak aku.. dun worry, dun worry.., abg xseksis ye adik2.. abg seksy shj!
To d story~~~~
Alar, u noe d gals yg make d first move??, yg slalu bising huhahuha cm membe laki korang?!, yg even tho rilek je order dr mamak 10 kpg roti telur bawang + extra kuah dgn kuat dan bangganyer tanpa segan silu, would still show a rather feminine side masa makan 10 kpg roti n telur itu(kalau x, maka ketegori pengk** la die -xoffence)??.. yup.. uve just identified ur very own alfa female from ur pact!, xuncommon pown, n dorang nih xpelu rasa terancam.. korang nih tetap disayangi n dterima msyarakat umum! So love urself..! but not in dat way… ;)
Die nih membe2 korunk je, xover sgt, xlembut sgt.. so die nih berpada2 lah! N still grabs most of the attention in public.. Style~~~…
Namun begituh~~~, jeng3~~~, dorang nih aggresif tahap super saiya jugak lah!, kdg2 kalah laki..! so since dey slalu make d first move on guys.., HOT guys cm ehem ehem.. sy nih!, akan dpt signal dr dorang dgn pantas dan cepat lah(xcam tenet line kt uni yg slalunyer cm haram..)!! ye lar, dorang xpandai cover keinginan.. so dey sumtimes come thru hard hurdles in fulfilling their alfa arm band. Maklumlah, laki nih bukan boleyh gitu je interested ngan awek2 diluar sana!, kami sensitive tapi keras, tegas tapi malu, kacak tapi buruk prangai n suka memilih hanya yg trbaik!
So snarnyer, abg buat post nih nak kongsi la sket tips2 tuk deme2 nih try grab attention jantan yg korang idam2kan.. from a males perspective..(oh.., dint sound rite…)
Lalalalla~~~, jom mula~
1st – GO ALL OUT!, laki kt luaq tuh sumer suke d attention u set for him… lg romantique, lagi hg dapat! Kalau boleh tabur2 lah rose petals sumer kt jalan2 tar yg die bakal lalui stiap ari!!! coz deep inside stiap laki berbadan sasa n seksi nih ada keinginan tuk dibelai n dpeluk.. (ke aku je? Haha, yesh, aku sedar aku sasa n seksi)..
CUT! snarnyer xpown, laki nih ego je lebih.. klau ank tuh alfa female, n korang tuh tunjuk respond kt laki cm I nih!, oh!, betapa bangganyer sy~~~!!!!!, finally jadi ego boost tuk I je babe.., bru boleh blagak ngan membe kata ada awek minat aku!!!
HA, so xpelulah nak lebih2.. sempoi2 dah, org nak trime ke xnak nasib ank la.. cinta laki nih ada mata.. cinte pempuan je yg slalu buta.. kecuali yg cintakan I lah! Oh oh oh..
2nd – be pretty!
“Yg nih aku stuju 100% beb” kata Justin Bieber Malaysia, Noh Hujan…
“betul lah kata ko nih jep, mmg ko nih jenius la bro” kata Ah Chong pasar tani Kpg Jantan…
“eh!, ko nak ganti aku belakon dlm eclipse as Jacob??” kata Taylor Lautner…
Hah!, stelah membuat kajian, 2/3 dr 3 org percayakan rule kedua!, so apa tunggu lg?, awek2 sumer, silalah be pretty!
3rd – xyah ikut la ckp2 aku nih… saja nak bazir masa korang je.. haha..
But seriously, rilek2 sudey, n snarnyer, nak approach kaum adam nih beza2 cara, sama la cm nak approach kaum hawa.. sumer org ada criteria masing2.. kena rilek2.. slow2 lah! N JAGA TERTIB ANDA!!!, AGAMA, MARUAH, KUARGE, NEGARA JGN LUPA!
Kalau dpt, Alhamdulillah, kalau xnak jgn pakse.. n bila dah Alhamdulillah tuh jaga la tertib social korang ek!, nak bergaul boleyh aja, jgn sampai melampau2 ek!, napsu pempuan nih jgn pandang ringan!.. jgn sampai member ke-3 tuh hasut ampa sumer yg duk ikut tips aku nih mmberontak plak!! haha..
salam!!~~~ nih sumer sekadar hiburan aku sendiri.. jgn amik serius..~~~
Friday, August 13, 2010
bLOGS
dang.. caps lock tber2.. malas la nak tukar.. hmm.., susah ke nak blog niyh?, ive read dozens of em.. sum impressive but bnyak cam haprak!.. really, wats d reason to blog??, i dont find my blog interesting either.. so jgn marah2 kpd yg terasa.. its probably cause we dont get much info to our stories.., to blog about things, one needs to read alot!, n if its just to share experiences den 1 has to experience alot!, kan??
id be pleased enuf to use parcels n pens to quote my boring life.. but yea, nak try jugak alternative laen! so.., gesh id be my only reader! haha, y even put an effort..?
id be pleased enuf to use parcels n pens to quote my boring life.. but yea, nak try jugak alternative laen! so.., gesh id be my only reader! haha, y even put an effort..?
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